[pabianice]

No, no, no! Black names let college admissions people know who's black without being able to use the now prohibited "check race" box.

This explains why Amherst College admitted Shainique Tishnuanna Ibrahim Tubman LaBlackua with a 530 SAT over National Honor Society Member John Hayden Smith, who had a 1520 SAT.

"It was the overall quality of her resume' and her devotion to diversity," stated Admissions Director Muhammed Combustable Arafat...

[TheSpottedOwl]

This explains why Amherst College admitted Shainique Tishnuanna Ibrahim Tubman LaBlackua with a 530 SAT over National Honor Society Member John Hayden Smith, who had a 1520 SAT.

Sadly you are not sh*tting me. Devotion to diversity. I'd love to peer edit her application. 530 SAT, and she gets to go to Amherst : (