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Open Editorial: You Named Your Baby WHAT???
Onyx Magazine ^ | March, 2006 | Josephine Hammond

Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo

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To: Alberta's Child

;-)


901 posted on 03/30/2006 7:08:21 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: TXBSAFH
I once worked at a place that had two shall we say full figured women named Mercedes and Lexus. Their nick names were Kenworth and Peterbuilt.

ROTFLOL and tears coming down on my cheeks!

902 posted on 03/30/2006 7:11:10 PM PST by danmar ("Reason obeys itself,and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it....... Thomas Paine)
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To: Oztrich Boy

"Shirley Sirius."

Surely you're not!


903 posted on 03/30/2006 7:11:11 PM PST by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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To: twippo
Kerenhappuch hasn't quite caught on as much, though.

I actually know a girl with this name. She goes by Keren. Which is a rather nice name.

904 posted on 03/30/2006 7:12:15 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Romantics and pessimists are two sides of the same coin. Both will happily lead you over the cliff)
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To: Tax-chick

"Dear Third World Student, To help you determine whether the Harvard environment is consistent with your native culture, we are inviting you to a special Third World Weekend."


Come on, that's a joke, no?


905 posted on 03/30/2006 7:12:24 PM PST by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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To: TXBSAFH

Oh- I could entertain everyone with the French names of my ancestors! Imagine naming a baby Marie Zoe Philomene Eliska de Livaudais!
And'Marie' is a middle name for many of the males in my family tree. My great great grandfather was Jean Marie.


906 posted on 03/30/2006 7:12:49 PM PST by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: cyborg

No reason to apologize. I can understand where you're coming from. I was just washing my hands of any stuff.


907 posted on 03/30/2006 7:13:12 PM PST by onja ("The government of England is a limited mockery." (France is a complete mockery.)
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To: willyboyishere

"But gone are the days , just to complete the circle, of a mother naming a boy Cassius Marcellusv , and NOT having him change it 20 some years later to Muhammad Ali."

Cassius Clay has to be the greatest name for a boxer, ever.

As my friend once pointed out, all of the great black atheletes who took Muslims names already had great names. I'm not sure what the moral to that story is, but it is still true.


908 posted on 03/30/2006 7:15:09 PM PST by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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To: Nea Wood

As with Carol, Vivien, Francis,Ashely, Brooke, Jamie, Leslie, Marion, and Beverly.


909 posted on 03/30/2006 7:15:29 PM PST by nopardons
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To: danmar

"ROTFLOL and tears coming down on my cheeks!"

I only made it through the first 50 posts on this thread before I had to just skip to the end.

Beer kept shooting out of my nose!


910 posted on 03/30/2006 7:15:30 PM PST by Beagle8U (John McCain, you treasonous bastard)
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To: twippo

"Placentia"


911 posted on 03/30/2006 7:15:56 PM PST by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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To: TheSpottedOwl

Had you named the cat after the singer of AC/DC, he would have been called Bon. (or Brian, if you had a sense of humor)

Signed, the former owner of a cat named Sabbath. (guess what color he was)


912 posted on 03/30/2006 7:16:17 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: HEY4QDEMS

I remember that song. That was back in the days when "b!tch" was bleeped out.


913 posted on 03/30/2006 7:16:55 PM PST by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: twippo

Heywood Jablome ping


914 posted on 03/30/2006 7:18:23 PM PST by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: chemicalman

I'm sure you were half-joking, but I swear I recently saw a woman adress her little boy as Excedrin. It gave me a headache just thinking about it.


915 posted on 03/30/2006 7:18:49 PM PST by garv
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To: beyond the sea
Didn't Nat King Cole sing a great song about her?

Chevron used to have an oil tanker named after her. They have since renamed it.

916 posted on 03/30/2006 7:19:05 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Revolting cat!

I've noticed a tendency: Hispanics prefer the name Jesus, Italians Salvatore, and Anglos/northern Europeans Christian, Chris, Christina, etc.


917 posted on 03/30/2006 7:19:43 PM PST by twippo (Mutt-American #2.)
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To: lawdude

My point is,

My wife works as a nurse where a black mother named her quadruplets Placenta, lemonjello, oranjello, and shi'ithead. Before that, she took care of the old twin sisters, Ima and Ura Pigg before they died. True story.

Reading something true 17 times is annoying. Reading urban legends passed off as true 17 times in a row is slightly more so.


918 posted on 03/30/2006 7:21:08 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: TheBigB
Check out post #156.

You must now call me 'Shaft'.

919 posted on 03/30/2006 7:21:23 PM PST by Serb5150 ("Tesla, you don't understand our American humor." —Thomas Edison)
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To: pookie18

Oh. my. goodness.

pookie, your wonders will never cease!

Thank's for the George Mason/G. W. cartoon the other day, btw. Didn't have time to say thanks on the thread. The kid goes there and is a big W. fam, so of course I sent it along with proper credit to you, of course.

Mason is kicking butt, all the kids are totally over the moon!


920 posted on 03/30/2006 7:22:08 PM PST by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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