[dagnabbit]

Call out the INS and law enforcement. Enough of this insanity.

Sorry. They're under White House orders to stand down.

Mexico calls the shots here, at least until January 2009.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

That day can't come soon enough.

If you're a Saudi "student," or a Latin American "guest"-worker, or a filthy-rich sheik or sultan from some backwater emirate or sheikdom, then I suppose there's a lot to admire about the second Bush term.

However, if you're an American citizen...