With the absense of money in your neck of the woods, perhaps going to the barter system would be worthwhile. You could start a pizzas for crime sale. Thieves could trade stolen goods for your pizzas and then you could put those goods on eBay.
A guy here actually did that, Cal Morton, ran Morton's BBQ Hut on the south side of town... did pretty good for himself. I used to joke "A free TV with every slab of ribs."
He had a lincoln, a corvette, a big 'ol boat... didn't do too bad for himself.. till the IRS caught up with him.
Set up an E bay center...have people bring stuff for you to sell,pack & ship for a 25% commission plus expenses.Keep offering coffee and donuts and loop Itunes through some speakers.