Hey Cappy,
Different tactic . . .
Convert the Pizza shop into a store selling sex Aids and porno tapes. Within 60 days you would have a long list of dirty stuff connected to every political type within 50 miles. Makes for an excellent secondary income under the radar so to speak.
hhhmmmm... you may be on to something there..the politico's around here are all democrats though, they can get away with their scandalous freaky stuff...