Posted on 03/19/2006 5:51:58 PM PST by lainie
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
Evening Lainie!!! Here for Matt!
From the Times Online UK version:
The masseuse was attending to the knotted muscles of his neck and head when further down the fairway, she alleges, he whipped off his modesty towel and played an extra stroke or two. His grip was good, both on himself and the masseuses wrist, but his address to the ball was rushed and he was well above par without even holing out.
The masseuse complained to her employers at the Old Course hotel, was eventually dismissed and has now taken her case to an employment tribunal in Dundee.
It was disgusting, she told the hearing yesterday. Even though he was a Hollywood superstar, I couldnt believe he thought he could get away with something like that.
The star was said to have been on holiday with his wife in the Fife seaside town to watch the Dunhill Links championship. He cannot be named for legal reasons, which will send the curious scurrying to the internet in the hope of tracking down a leak.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2091575,00.html
(if it was Michael Douglas, we know he wasn't thinking about Angelina Jolie right) HAHA
Dang ol protests are building
Its a relar groundswell
Here's hoping!
Howdy! We're laughing already tonight.
Matt's skewering the apathetic lefties at the moment.
reg'lar
Ugghhh, I didnt want to eat dinner anyway, lolol
Anyway, this is much more fun! ;-)
/Peewee:
Mekka-Lekka-Hi-Mekka-Heini-Ho Maybe ;>
Did you see the caption where they shorten the names on the bottom right of the screen? It said "BRAD PITT".
Lotsa loyal citizens assuming the position for their fine leader Hugo. hehehe
What theheck is Drudge talking about? people aren't going to anti-war rallies because they think their being watched... Drudge what a putz
Oh , you went to Pitt. Peoria is absolutely going ape over the Bradley win today!
How come Chavez didn't get them to fix the viaduct?
I thinks it's safe to say he was not thinking about this drunken binge..
8 Million people, and 200 showed up to protest! ;>
Not bad.
Sarandon should call the movie "Against my son's will and over his dead body".
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