Well, lets see the Woman is such an egoist and she has bought almost everything else in Show Biz. She is a super intelligent, driven Woman, who basically has nothing to do except her very repetitive shows,Magazines,etc that probably bore the Hell out of her. She would come at a bargain price because she does not need the Money, and may just do it for a few Million,and her ego which is so huge it is impossible to bottle up. The audience would be tremendous, and she would still have time for most everything else except what she is really in need of, Family Life. She is a nurturer who has nothing to nurture at home(Stedman, right!!) so she will be the World's MAMA. Perfect for Meet the Depressed Post Timmy when he goes off to Jail.
Schackled to Joe Wilson and his mata-hari (yeah, right) wife..