However, I take umbrage with your comparison of Judas Barr Topinkavich with Attila The Hun.
He at least, had some morals.
:-)
AND you are right, I just imagined Mr. the Hun's probable response to stumbling (with his horde in tow, tanned rested and ready) on Machineland's annual alternative lifestyle fest featuring lavender queens, crossdressers, transsexuals, twelvesomes including household pets, ummmmm, dog "lovers", and, of course, Tooooopinkovna (unless JBT is actually male, she is an "ovna" and not an "avich" although she certainly IS something that sounds like "avich", two somethings actually).
Mr. the Hun would NOT BE AMUSED. In fact, he would be downright crabby.