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Helen Thomas Wants To Be Cloned
Media Research Center ^ | March 14, 2006 | L. Brent Bozell III

Posted on 03/14/2006 1:58:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: skikvt
Did you know there is an antidote for cialis?
21 posted on 03/14/2006 2:05:58 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Self appointed RNC Press Secretary for Smarmy Sound Bites.)
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To: skikvt

I hate you.


22 posted on 03/14/2006 2:06:03 PM PST by Constitution Day (Anger is an energy)
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To: r-q-tek86

That would have to be one heck of a paraglider...


23 posted on 03/14/2006 2:06:10 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: skikvt

A steady, unending supply of 72 virgins.

This might stop the war if word gets out.


24 posted on 03/14/2006 2:07:00 PM PST by 76834 (There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.)
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To: skikvt
Vomit
25 posted on 03/14/2006 2:07:08 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: EX52D
That would have to be one heck of a paraglider...

Come to think of it... it would be hard to fly with only a left wing...

26 posted on 03/14/2006 2:07:15 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: r-q-tek86

LOL...very good! :)


27 posted on 03/14/2006 2:08:03 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: PJ-Comix

How about cross-cloaning. Little of Ann Coulter..say 34%, then some Helen of Troy 33%(at least the one in the mini-series), then Gisele Bundchen 33% and ther you have it a new Helen Thomas.


28 posted on 03/14/2006 2:08:17 PM PST by GoforBroke
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To: PJ-Comix
Helen Thomas Wants To Be Cloned

Somebody tried that, but accidentally dropped the Petri dish and lost the genetic sample.

The experimenter was then arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

29 posted on 03/14/2006 2:08:33 PM PST by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Unknown Comic needs to hire her as the new spokesmodel for his new His & Hers fashion line. Double XL bags, please.

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30 posted on 03/14/2006 2:08:58 PM PST by Sax
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought she already was a clone experiment gone bad.


31 posted on 03/14/2006 2:09:28 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: PJ-Comix
I figured you would find that title SCARY.

Shiver.... You were right.

32 posted on 03/14/2006 2:10:07 PM PST by Kaylee Frye
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To: steve-b

Ha! Excellent!


33 posted on 03/14/2006 2:10:33 PM PST by Sax
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Did you know there is an antidote for cialis?

Yes...helthomas. Guaranteed to send it down and keep it there. Subterraneal.

34 posted on 03/14/2006 2:11:20 PM PST by Christian4Bush (I'd much rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.)
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To: skikvt

That is soooooooooooooo not right!


35 posted on 03/14/2006 2:11:25 PM PST by ibheath (Born again and grateful to God.)
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To: mass55th
I thought she already was a clone experiment gone bad.

100% correct! Here are the results of that experiment:


36 posted on 03/14/2006 2:12:58 PM PST by Night Hides Not (Closing in on 3000 posts, of which maybe 50 were worthwhile!)
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To: PJ-Comix
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37 posted on 03/14/2006 2:14:02 PM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: skikvt
You BASTARD!!!!!

:)

38 posted on 03/14/2006 2:14:37 PM PST by lormand (...the wrong person came out of the water that fateful night in Chappaquiddick)
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To: PJ-Comix
Former White House reporter Helen Thomas.

...Now there's one less hostile and ugly face the President has to look at during a press conference...but there's still that jackwit David Gregory to deal with.
39 posted on 03/14/2006 2:14:54 PM PST by T Lady (The Mainstream Media: Public Enemy #1)
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To: skikvt

You are a sick sick man for posting those pics!

I'm gonna tell on you!


40 posted on 03/14/2006 2:20:05 PM PST by MplsSteve
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