The gay movement goes beyond simple sexual attraction and hormonal heuristics; it is a spiritual calling to the liberation of the fettered lesser half of the inner zygote in each of us.
For men, this exhibits itself in flirtatious and exhibitionist behavior when around healthy male specimens with strong masculine aura, for women it results in stern and dominant aggression when faced with females who possess the more helpless and declining attributes of the easily persuaded.
Bisexuals have almost equal parts of both determinants in emergence and go through life in a ping-pong fashion, never quite landing on one side of the board to stay.
The transgendered are characterized by strong associations with the unattainable until it becomes obsessive and the only conceivable solution is surgical decoration which makes them attractive only in their own eyes and they often lead lonely lives because they fool no one.
But, in their pretended joy at being made whole they bond with like thinking oddities and they all, in their strange and awkward way, dance upon life's stage providing entertainment until the last note falls.
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