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There is always surgery.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Yes. You might recall the story of the male show dog owner, confronted with the fact that his prize animal only had one nut...
A vet mentioned an artificial nut could be surgically implanted and so this was done.
A few weeks later, the second natural nut appeared, so now the show dog had three.
John Kerry should proceed very slowly...