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To: Quilla
I guess we will never see a Hollywood film where a right wing super hero starts cutting the tongues off of "fictional" equivalents of George Clooney and Michael Moore for lying to the American public.

He could also castrate each Hollywood producer that is affiliated with the Democrat's pedophile group, NAMBLA.

Hell, the hero could target the Hollywood sign, the Hollywood Bowl, and the climax could be that all the exits to the Oscars are blocked and a bomb detonates during the Academy award killing all those evil Hollywood propagandists.

Now, I would pay to see that film.
42 posted on 03/13/2006 7:43:27 AM PST by DemHunter (I don't think of it as Republican v. Democrat. I think of it as American v. Terrorist.)
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To: DemHunter
>I guess we will never see a Hollywood film where a right wing super hero starts cutting the tongues off of "fictional" equivalents of George Clooney and Michael Moore


I was sent from planet Xiron to conquer the earth
I had a terrific plan -- I thought it would work
Tried to get the Earthlings all to kill each other you see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree...

You are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
Your career is stallin' and you're worthless Alec Baldwin
That's why I blew your head off and your children are all bawlin'


Planet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods like me
But also with Balmacs who are giant bees
The Xipods and Balmacs are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that's what Earth was for

But you are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You f#ck#d up my whole plan and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac pollen
Your garbage needs some haulin' and you're worthless Alec Baldwin


Now I must return home a failure -- I'm afraid the pit of Kryrok is callin'...

44 posted on 03/13/2006 7:49:07 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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