[SerpentDove]

>>'AHHHHHHHH by the beard of the prophet, may blessings and peace be upon him, I can stand it no longer. Mahmud, shoot the singing American'<<

Now that's funny..sad (not really), but funny!

[Shooter1001]

Hey man, I was there! Ol' Achmed was watchin' Wolf Blitzer on CNN and that Fox dude wouldn't shut up. I told him, keep it down man, you're gonna piss off that raghead. But NOOOOOOOOOOO, would he listen? OH No!! He wanted to hold hands and me to sing too. No F'n way, man!
Then one of those dudes with an AK-47 and a tablecloth on his face came in. Uh oh, time to hit the deck!
That's when ol' Foxy whipped out his autographed Jane Fonda and John Kerry pictures.
Didn't impress Mahmud one damn bit!