BREAKING NEWS - TWO ARRESTS IN ALABAMA CHURCH FIRE INVESTIGATION, THIRD PERSON WANTED.

CNN ^ | Mar 8, 2006 | News Wire Alert

[commish]

NO story yet, just a blurb on website and TV.

[MineralMan]

There are two long TV news stories at this link. Apparently Moseley is the son of a Constable for Jefferson County, AL. The plot thickens. The stories are worth watching, and there's supposed to be a press conference going on right now, but I can't find a feed:

http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=4602098&nav=menu33_3

[r9etb]

Does she breed Pit Bulls?

You mean s/he, of course. It's the "Transgendered" Faux Native American Liberal College Professor who raises the pit bulls. S/he also teaches the dogs to smoke.

[mollynme]

Guess these tires are about as rare as Bruno Magli shoes at a murder scene.

I'm guessing that what we have here are some "poor little rich kids" with way too much time and money on their hands and parents who never taught them responsibility.

[Quilla]

Talk about hijacking a thread....

TV Guide printed an interview of David Janssen describing his vision of the last episode of The Fugitive. The one arm man has been captured, Kimball's totally vindicated, and he's walking alone along a secluded beach. Kimball then unscrews an arm an throws it into the ocean.

[null and void]

But not tobacco...

[bwteim]

We'll see soon enough. Can just imagine the parent(s) of these perps prior to the arrest: "Isn't it awful, those churches being burned??" "Yes, just who would do such a thing?"

[r9etb]

Well, it turns out that s/he exposes the pit bulls (who are all Indigo pups) to second-hand tobacco smoke.....

[commish]

It's not tobacco smoke -- that's from the Medicinal Marijauna growing in the organic garden the foster kids tend too after they walk home from school.

[higgmeister]

Or maybe, since BSC is affiliated with the Methodists, it was a denominational prejudice. Methodists vs. Baptists.

Not very likely since the only difference is dunking vs sprinkle.
The two churches can be used almost interchangeably with the
big difference being the giant bath tub at the Baptist Churches.
Lots of kids went to RA's and MYF.

[commish]

We have a lot better pot luck suppers in addition to the bathtub.

[null and void]

*smacks forehead* Indigo pups! Of course!!!

[null and void]

I thought that it was the Lutherans who had the best pot lucks...

[r9etb]

I thought that it was the Lutherans who had the best pot lucks...

Maybe ... but we Episcopalians serve alcohol at ours....

[null and void]

I miss so much being an agnostic...

[Oliver Optic]

Just read your own posts and see how absurd and stupid you and your pals sound.

Whoa, Jane ... we're all just poking a little light-hearted fun at ourselves ... and at the Freeper unofficial list of scapegoats.

As the saying goes, one person's "absurd and stupid" is another person's "LOL."

[bwteim]

Oops, now Demon Rum is involved, according to news. Deer spotting, drinking, you know, hey, let's burn a church. Happens every night, don't ya know?

[OKSooner]

Those boys are in a heap o' trouble.

I'm sorry for their families.

[mlc9852]

Got to be Baptists! Of course, that's all I've ever had so what do I know? LOL

[Sensei Ern]

"No, son, I said you are allowed a jury of your PEERs, not a jury of your QUEERS."

[Rte66]

The ringleader Moseley compared himself to Jim Carrey at 15. Funny man.