There are rules which specifically delineate the sexual encounters between midshippersons. It is painfully evident that these two did not adhere to the requirements laid down by their wise and worshipful superior officers.
"Sex between midshippersons shall be accomplished in an orderly and military fashion. The male shall maintain a constant attitude of attention and the female shall heartily sing the milspec chorus of "Anchors Aweigh."
"The only authorized alcohol that shall be consumed during orderly and military sexual encounters is "Anchor Steam Beer."
Colonel Jessup(Jack Nicholson)...."A Few Good Men"
"There is nothing on this earth sexier, and I mean this, than a woman you have to salute in the morning."
"If you haven't gotten a bl*w-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president."
LOL... funny
Is it neccessary to "brace up" prior to being "dressed down"? Will they be brought before the Captains Mast as well?