My wife will be watching but only to see what the women are wearing. Sorry can't stop her.
Nor should you ever attempt it......If you value your life.
I count on the one lone FReeper to watch every year (because I don't)and post pix of the gowns and make pithy comments on the red carpet action and the idiocy of the host, presenters and recipients...someone going to handle that odious chore this year? Also, the only thing on TV that I thought I may watch is Heaven's Gate, because I like Walken and Kris.