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Fat Teddy, Kooky John Kerry, and Barbara Boxhead are not going to like this news, and they may even throw a temper tantrum on the Senate floor. I view that as a positive contrarian indicator about the wisdom of Bush's strategy on Iran.

Fat Teddy should be ridiculed into retirement.
Everywhere he goes, people should hand out free tee-shirts with images like this on the front:

The back should say something like, "Remember Chappaquiddick".

I wish I had a tee-shirt company.
People will wear anything if you give it to them for free.

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There. Let's print up a few thousand and give them out free anywhere Fat Teddy the Swimmer shows up to give a speech and rant inanities.

On the back:

                 Remember
             Chappaquiddick!