I'll bet I'll have more fun, doing a "bottoms up" every time one of you foot stompers fails to answer his question.
Oooh -- good idea!
Except I'd run out of beer fast that way . . .
(*gu--) Oh, it's you, sinkspur.... I almost wasted a perfectly good drink....
I considered making a rule that a single sip had to be taken every time you called somebody a racist for disagreeing with you, but then we'd all have been under the table a long time ago.... :)
-Dan