[Revolting cat!]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

[Fiji Hill]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

"It was the real thing
That made my ding a ling ring
It was the real thing
That made my ding a ling ring... "

From The Real Thing by The Spiders (1954)--The answer to The Toy Bell (aka My Dingaling) by The Bees (1954).