No my mommy is dead and she was twice the man that you are.
Let me know when you get tired of being Bi***slapped
Sounds like you're having a Midol moment. Sorry to hear about your Mom. A bitch slap from a sissy-boob like you (that's never even 'fired a gun') would feel like a light breeze against my cheek. Try your fist, if you know how to make one.
See a doctor asap about that "Beaver Fever". They have wonderful cures out now for those kinds of problems.
Good night.