[VeniVidiVici]

They could auction off the collected works of Bertrand Russell or the Oxford Dictionary of Philosophy or Theory of Wing Sections ISBN: 0486605868 by I. H. Abbott.

Are you for real?

First off, guns are still legal. Your attitude only reinforces that guns are zaprescheny for the proletariat.

Besides, who the hell is going to buy raffle tickets for the collected works of Bertrand Russell?

[mylife]

"who the hell is going to buy raffle tickets for the collected works of Bertrand Russell?"

001% of the people or less

[beaver fever]

So you don't like Bertrand Russell?

Have you read anything by Bertrand Russell?

Why not raffle a case of Wild Turkey on Campus?

How about a $1000 gift certificat to Victoria Secret.

That should raise academic standards.