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'Sheet-Metal Jesus' Up for Sale on eBay
Fox News ^ | 02-27-2006 | AP

Posted on 02/27/2006 2:06:14 PM PST by dubie

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To: dubie

I have a toilet with an image of Mohammed floating in it. White turban and all. What am I bid??

I'll start the bidding at two suicide bomberings and an embassy firebomb.


21 posted on 02/27/2006 2:23:55 PM PST by RouxStir (Mohammed is THE BOMB!)
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To: RouxStir

hahahah!


22 posted on 02/27/2006 2:25:57 PM PST by gaijin
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23 posted on 02/27/2006 2:27:24 PM PST by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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To: dubie
'Sheet-Metal Jesus' Up for Sale on eBay"

Sounds like a country western song.

Born a sheet metal Jesus in a cast iron church,
Poor mama was 'fraid to leave in a lurch,
Had an idea to make this boy pay,
Why, put him up for sale on eBay!

24 posted on 02/27/2006 2:28:57 PM PST by robertpaulsen
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To: dubie
>'Sheet-Metal Jesus' Up for Sale on eBay

Well, Christians don't care.
Someone should try to sell a
metal Mohammed!

25 posted on 02/27/2006 2:29:46 PM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: Onelifetogive
How, exactly, do we know what Jesus looked like?

If Vacation Bible School posters are any indication, he looks like a young Kenny Rogers.

26 posted on 02/27/2006 2:31:00 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Onelifetogive
How, exactly, do we know what Jesus looked like?


27 posted on 02/27/2006 2:32:28 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (California bashers will be called out)
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To: dubie
Some people even see Jesus on this cloth in Torino.


28 posted on 02/27/2006 2:32:37 PM PST by Plutarch
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To: robertpaulsen

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my metal Jesus
Made into the trunk lid of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my metal Jesus I'll go far.


29 posted on 02/27/2006 2:34:31 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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30 posted on 02/27/2006 2:36:11 PM PST by Denver Ditdat (Melting solder since 1975)
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31 posted on 02/27/2006 2:36:18 PM PST by Stultis (I don't worry about the war turning into "Vietnam" in Iraq; I worry about it doing so in Congress.)
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To: dubie

Jesus looks like Burt Reynolds, with a goatee?


32 posted on 02/27/2006 2:51:12 PM PST by brooklin
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To: dubie

I wouldn't have seen a face to start with, but now that we're traveling down this path...I'm seeing Albert Einstein.


33 posted on 02/27/2006 2:52:12 PM PST by not_apathetic_anymore
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To: evets

Oh my God!! in that womans toaster, Jesus looks like Winnie the Pooh!!! :)


34 posted on 02/27/2006 2:54:20 PM PST by brooklin
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To: dubie
It looks like a three-headed Jesus to me.

I see London, I see France, some people will see Jesus in their underpants.

35 posted on 02/27/2006 2:55:30 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Islamofascists don't need cartoons. They're already caricatures.)
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P.S. Also, since when did Jesus smoke a corncob pipe?


36 posted on 02/27/2006 2:56:26 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Islamofascists don't need cartoons. They're already caricatures.)
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To: dubie

I saw something in the commode this morning that
bore a striking resemblance to Ted Kennedy. Any
takers?


37 posted on 02/27/2006 3:16:09 PM PST by davisfh
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To: ferri

LOL!!!!!


38 posted on 02/27/2006 3:24:51 PM PST by When_Penguins_Attack (Smashing Windows, Breaking down Gates. Proud Mepis User!!!!)
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To: dubie
almost as good as my bush ham "yes it's mine", I stopped the auction before anyone could bid. wanted to keep if for a while. it's doing good still, I stopped the auction when Ms. Costello's (sp?) producer called me and was going to put it on the air on CNN. Didn't want to embarass the pres. I had a feeling they wanted to use it to make fun.
39 posted on 02/27/2006 3:31:15 PM PST by nascar242005 (..)
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To: dubie

Well I guess it might get more than by claiming it's a sheet-metal image of Reed Richards of The Fantastic Four...


40 posted on 02/27/2006 3:47:43 PM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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