[Reily]

I assume that these kooks think Bin Laden was lying when he and Al-Qaida took credit for the strikes on 9/11.

[Cheburashka]

I assume that these kooks think Bin Laden was lying when he and Al-Qaida took credit for the strikes on 9/11.
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Of course! Bin Laden is on the BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire) payroll, he'd say anything the President Bush wanted him to say.
He's stayed overnight in the Lincoln bedroom.
He's been at cabinet meetings.
He meets weekly with the Joint Chiefs of Staff to coordinate military operations. And to set how many American servicemen will be killed this week.
George and Laura talk to him daily at the end of the day in bed just before they turn off the lights.
There is no Al-Qaeda, you know.