We are not making Fun of Catholics. We are making fun of ourselves. Lighten up.
OK I will lighten up. It was just a few at the beginning and really by the time I got to the bottom it did seem like some light fun. Sorry for the overboard reaction.
The newlywed husband to his wife: I can't Dear it's Lent.
The newlywed wife to her husband: To who and for how long?