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1 posted on 02/27/2006 9:47:30 AM PST by tje
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Thinkin' about drinkin'.


317 posted on 02/27/2006 1:11:02 PM PST by stevio (Red-Blooded American Male (NRA))
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Anything with sugar and white flour


330 posted on 02/27/2006 1:37:15 PM PST by School of Rational Thought (Republican - The thinking people's party)
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eBay


338 posted on 02/27/2006 2:18:55 PM PST by nina0113
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I gave up everything during the divorce in '95.

The Lord told me we were even for a couple decades.

359 posted on 02/27/2006 2:46:26 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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Here is the best lent joke I've ever heard......



An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three glasses of Guiness, drinking them one at a time. Noticing this odd ritual, the bartender explains that the beer goes flat when poured and informs the man his beer would be much fresher if he ordered one glass at a time.

The Irishman explains he began this custom with his two brothers, who have moved to America and Australia, respectively. This is their way of remembering all the time they spent drinking together.

The man becomes a regular at the pub, well-known for always ordering three beers at once. One day he walks in and orders only two beers. Assuming the worst, a hush falls among other patrons.

When the Irishman returns to the bar to order his second round, the bartender quietly offers his condolences. The man looks confused for a moment, and then explains, "No, everyone's fine. I gave up beer for lent."


367 posted on 02/27/2006 3:07:25 PM PST by Dr._Joseph_Warren
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Free Republic .com The mods have been more abusive than at anytime in my whole experience back to 1997. See you in forty days, zot.


368 posted on 02/27/2006 3:09:19 PM PST by STD (Rough Sailing Directly Ahead)
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Voting for rinos!


370 posted on 02/27/2006 5:03:00 PM PST by Randy Larsen (I BELIEVE CONGRESSMAN WELDON!!!)
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It is hard, but....I will refuse to watch the Nightly News.


371 posted on 02/27/2006 5:03:52 PM PST by gathersnomoss
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Hillary Clinton....she can just suffer without me until Easter.


374 posted on 02/27/2006 6:40:41 PM PST by Redleg Duke (Kennedy and Kerry, the two Commissars of the Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts!)
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Lent


377 posted on 02/27/2006 7:00:22 PM PST by deaconjim
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I'm giving up listening to libs, dims, the MSM, leftists, and all the pricks on the left. I just can't give up FReeRepublic.


378 posted on 02/27/2006 7:07:28 PM PST by NCC-1701 (RADICAL ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ELIMINATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
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http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/2-51.htm

PART I. ADMINISTRATION OF THE GOVERNMENT


TITLE I. JURISDICTION AND EMBLEMS OF THE COMMONWEALTH, THE GENERAL COURT, STATUTES AND PUBLIC DOCUMENTS


CHAPTER 2. ARMS, GREAT SEAL AND OTHER EMBLEMS OF THE COMMONWEALTH


Chapter 2: Section 51. Donut of commonwealth


Section 51. The Boston Cream Donut shall be the official donut of the commonwealth.


379 posted on 02/27/2006 7:13:41 PM PST by P.O.E.
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Nothing, since Lent is not Biblical, but pagan, coming directly from the Mystery Relgions of Babylon.


381 posted on 02/27/2006 7:38:30 PM PST by LiteKeeper (Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
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I'm giving up sobriety.


383 posted on 02/27/2006 8:19:16 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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Lutefisk. Every year, all year.


399 posted on 02/28/2006 11:38:07 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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