[Pukin Dog]

The intuition in me is doubting your desire to give me a cookie. But since you mentioned cookies and I have nothing to do, I think its time to whip me up a batch of Tollhouse, while concurrently thinking about why there is no woman around to make cookies for me, while at the same time, my tuition will be reminding me that I am probably better off.

[bannie]

Well, I've been digesting your post--trying to determine what you really meant. I'm pretty sure that you think you know what you meant; but I have to determine what you actually wanted to mean. So, you want a woman to make Toll House Cookies for you; but you don't want to be accountable to her for any gratitude you should feel toward her for her acts of love.

You want to "eat your cookie and have it too."

;-) Plus, you want a woman who can fix your boat AND bake the cookies AND look like Doris Day WHILE fishing alongside of you.