[Abathar]

I hope there aren't any Freepers or their family members that have had transplants lately...

[Lazamataz]

Men Accused Of Carving Up Corpses, Selling Body Parts

The judge says I don't have to talk about this until after the trial.

[tlb]

as Dr Frankenfurter said, in just 7 days, i can make you a man

[billorites]

Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose



Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ass goodbye

[dawn53]

Didn't I see this story on a recent NCIS episode???

[Kenton]

I think this guy was one of his customers....

[HEY4QDEMS]

Nicelli was paid up to $1,000 per body to deliver corpses to a secret operating room at his funeral parlor, where Mastromarino would remove body parts, authorities said. Crucetta, a nurse, and Aldorasi allegedly helped Mastromarino.

Fagiddaboudit.

[RichInOC]

"...Parts is parts."

[Gritty]

This takes the definition of a "chop shop" to an all time high, er, low.

[ghitma]

Where's Eddy?

[ReformedBeckite]

And here the locals just thought the funeral hurst was going to pick up another body at the hospital, little did they know it was just dropping off parts of one.

I wonder if they ever got a police escort to the hospital.

[Pearls Before Swine]

One of my sons had knee surgery with a cadaver allograft to replace his blown ACL last fall. I don't think I'll point this story out to him.