[Tanniker Smith]

But, but, but ... Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Ask the eggheads. Actually, they'll tell you not that it isn't one *anymore*, just that it never really was, but we only thought that it was.

Mercury's a planet, but it doesn't have a satellite. So take that Mercury.

Pluto gets no respect.

[Verginius Rufus]

Venus is almost the size of the earth, and doesn't have any satellites either.

Mars is several times the size of Pluto, but Mars' two satellites are both much smaller than the newly-discovered moons of Pluto.

It's not fair...and it's all Bush's fault.