PEOPLE GET A CLUE, these quotes didn't seen a little overboard to you??????
"The most serious cases were three stabbings during the height of the Bush bashing. None of the victims reportedly suffered life-threatening wounds, but stated that "they'd gladly be stabbed again for world peace."
Hey amigo, I'm one of the people who noticed it's a satire. Yes, those "quotes" should have tipped off all the Freepers. Apparently many people missed the description of the author as a SATIRIST!!!.