The story of Bin Laden's dialysis/kidney problems is an urban myth circulated for years. Most recently rebuffed in Richard Miniter's new book, Disinformation.
Nope, we'll have to get him ourselves.
I didn't know that OBL in fact DID NOT have kidney problems/dialysis treatment. I DO think I will take Richard Miniter's word for it, since everything he says seems credible to me. HOWEVER, that does not prove that OBL is still alive. Far more persuasive is the fact that he hasn't shown his face for quite a long time now, but keeps compulsively issuing nose-thumbing statements periodically, as if fearing that we will forget about him, and stop fearing HIM and "al-Qaeda".