It's kind of like when my hound dog gets uppity.
I roll up the paper and say "Fido doesn't do that"... *wack*..."Fido doesn't do that"...*smack*.
pretty much.
Be careful, in the America today, someone might come and put manacles on you and charge you with animal cruelty.
Whacking your mutt can be far more heinous than, oh let's see, a rapist and murderer in California that has yet to take a dirt nap.