[zeeba neighba]

There's a company called "ChickenSnoop". They can send in a team, test for nitrogen, and for only a small fee, 5,000 dollars or so, alert you to and chicken sh** that may have occurred on the premises. Check with your local good old boy down at Ace Hardware or State Capitol for more details.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

for only a small fee, 5,000 dollars or so

*Cheep* at twice the price.