Then, just for good measure, do alot of reading about "gravity" - another stupid theory that we can't TOTALLY figure out (why is there gravity?? is there a particle?, a beam?...nobody knows!!!). Damn, must not actually BE any gravity since we don't know EVERYTHING about it. (I think that gravity doesn't exist and that there are divinely created "gluons" in the earth that keep us from spinning off into space). I'm also VERY glad God designed these gluons and I think we should stop teaching about orbits and inversely proportional forces that, hey, we can't see or measure ... (because God made them that way - he's a sly old fox that God is - likes to mess with us). I mean. really, just look at it...we are spinning in circles at 92,000 MPH - thats fast. Try holding onto one of those playground spin-around-till-you-get-sick thingies that is going 92,000MPH - you couldn't do it...not enough muscle in 30 strong men to acieve this feat. Therefore, it is impossible that we can be stuck on this planet - due to the same 92,000 MPH rotational inertial forces that would throw us off into space. And, since we don't currently have the technology that would allow us reproduce this "gravity",I have naturally assumed that it MUST be a divine force(much like the finding of a watch on the beach)
Gluons my friend - thats the ticket. And, I think every high school in the US should teach about gluons in physics class. That's clearly where it belongs.
He's a Creationist. Why would you expect anything else?