Ah, I see the girly-men have gotten to you.
Put down that poofy cheese grater and grab a bottle of Ronsonol. A liberal application of flammible fluid to the area and one flick of your Zippo will make that stubborn body hair disappear. Exfoliates too!
I'll bet you wear pink, too. Most days I simply lean out of my car on the freeway and scrape my whiskers off on the freeway at 75 mph.