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To: CheyennePress
"...shave in the shower. "

But don't leave the razor in the shower. As soon as the wife figures out that your "face razor" is sharper than her "leg razor", guess what your razor gets used on. Nothing quite like unexpectedly hitting your face with a razor that just got done hacking through the hair on a woman's legs.

And once you've accidentally trained her to use your razor instead of hers, it's all over.

18 posted on 02/14/2006 10:29:52 PM PST by wyattearp (The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
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To: wyattearp

Women shave their legs? Yeah, right- next you'll be telling me they shave their underarms too.

Seriously, adult humans are supposed to have body hair.
The current ideal of feminine beauty in this country is a "12 year old with silicone"- no body hair, slim hips, flat stomach- but 38D breasts? That turns me right off.
Give me a real adult country gal any day.


27 posted on 02/14/2006 10:40:44 PM PST by Ostlandr ( Hey! Where'd my tagline go?)
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To: wyattearp
But don't leave the razor in the shower. As soon as the wife figures out that your "face razor" is sharper than her "leg razor", guess what your razor gets used on. Nothing quite like unexpectedly hitting your face with a razor that just got done hacking through the hair on a woman's legs.

Yep. 'Course now days the wife is history and I let the face go furry.

29 posted on 02/14/2006 10:46:33 PM PST by dread78645 (Intelligent Design. It causes people to misspeak)
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To: wyattearp

Might not be a bad thing . . . {WARNING: Sports Illustrated Model} . . . http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060214/i/r3763956254.jpg?


37 posted on 02/14/2006 10:50:19 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: wyattearp
And once you've accidentally trained her to use your razor instead of hers, it's all over.

Oh! So that's why the battery in my Norelco is always dead! ;-)

81 posted on 02/14/2006 11:58:07 PM PST by uglybiker (If a Liberal said something, and there was no one around to hear. Would it still be stupid?)
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To: wyattearp

I buy and use men's disposalable razors, they work better than the 'women's' disposable razors. I like the 3 blade or two blade over the single. Gave my youngest son one of the 4 blades for Christmas, he wasn't impressed with it over the 3 blade ones he does likes. My late hubby used an electric razor. Bar soap works as well as shaving cream if you do your legs in the tub.


92 posted on 02/15/2006 4:29:36 AM PST by GailA (May our Lord bless and protect our Troops in harms way.)
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To: wyattearp
And once you've accidentally trained her to use your razor instead of hers, it's all over.

Not necessarily, short wife+'face razor' on top shelf of medicine cabinet=marital bliss.

Unfortunately, my younger daughter is almost as tall as I am, I hide the razor so that I can't see it, and all is well.

93 posted on 02/15/2006 5:41:17 AM PST by magslinger (Cry Havoc and let slip the yobos of war!)
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To: wyattearp

They shave more than their legs with the razor...


139 posted on 02/15/2006 12:31:37 PM PST by Harrius Magnus (Enemy #1 = The Leftist holy trinity of multiculturalism, moral equivalence and relativism.)
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To: wyattearp

What? Your wife shaves?? You lucky bastard.. mine went french within a month of the wedding...


158 posted on 02/15/2006 1:36:36 PM PST by HamiltonJay
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