LOL Here we go. "If you don't agree with me, you aren't a true conservative."
Your making light of this subject is nothing more than a weak evasion of the facts. Limited government and greater personal responsibility are universal conservative principles.
If you choose to voice support for nanny statist legislation such as this, that's your choice, but by doing so you will fail to meet any accepted standard for Conservatism.
LOL Here we go. "Conservative means whatever I want it to mean."
Is there ANY legal restriction on human behavior you find objectionable?