Not to worry. I solved that problem. Every day I took my kids into the bathroom, beat them up, and tried to sell them drugs.
Seriously, do you believe that tripe or did you just cut-n-paste something you saw on a TEA Web Site?
Shalom.
Did you take their lunch money and threaten to "wait for them after school" if they told anyone?
I think that is an important part of a "public" education.