[beyond the sea]

"Ted Kennedy and I are going hunting this weekend. He's driving and I'm riding shotgun." ........... "I took my wife hunting with me. She was scared out of her wits but decided to stay after Teddy offered to drive her home."

Those are great.

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Attorney and old buddy, Whittington, sitting up and joking in his hospital bed said to the nurse, "No big deal, this was just Dick's first attempt at tort reform."

[Republican Red]

My favorite lines so far were comments on:

http://exposetheleft.com/2006/02/13/huntwithcheney/

If Cheney had accidentally shot John Kerry, but only winged him, would Kerry apply for yet another Purple Heart?

If Cheney had accidentally shot Al Gore, and the hospital reported they had removed 100 pellets from Al’s ass, would Gore demand a re-count?