What's the difference between Liberal guns and Conservative guns?
Lib Rifles on the Lib guns spirals wildly to the Left and kick like a donkey.
Conservative guns have no rifling, because we don't shoot Libs to kill them politically--we make this mistake and then we kiss the hands that backslap us. We shoot blunder-busses.
(wish I WAS just being sarcastic)
Shocking. We find out that a politician isn't a straight shooter.