[Checkers]

BUSH

KNEW

!

[Sensei Ern]

On a related note, President Bush plans to take Hillary on his next hunting trip...his hunting dog is sick and he needed a replacement.

[Checkers]

NEDRA PICKLER

?

!

If that's her real name...

[davisfh]

Interesting! I was stationed at Dreux AB, France, in the late fifties and our wing commander and his deputy were pheasant hunting. The wing commander sighted a pheasant and, as the bird flew by, swung his shotgun in an effort to track the bird. When he loosed his round, his deputy just happened to be in the edge of his pattern and took three or four pellets in his cheek. Fortunately, the wounds were minor and there was no loss of eyesight.

And, as they say, stuff happens. A few people tried to make a Federal case of this occurrence, but it didn't work. Everyone realized that it was nothing more than an accident and we simply moved on.

[Graymatter]

My Dad used to shoot 78's a lot. Phonograph records.
Hey, you use what you got. Cheney, he's got lawyers.

[RebelTex]

Pinging my humor ping list - freepmail me if you want on or off this list.
    (This is usually a low volume ping)

OK guys, let's have your best shot.  Here's mine:

"President Bush calls for increased gun control - - - - - - - - - - for his VP"

LOL  ;^D

[toldyou]

I first read an associated press article today that said:

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

He was described as in stable condition by Yvonne Wheeler, spokeswoman for the Christus Spohn Health System in Corpus
Christi.


I immediately thought...."stable condition." Wow, must be pretty serious. 13 paragraphs later, the article says:

"It broke the skin," she said of the shotgun pellets. "It knocked him silly. But he was fine. He was talking. His eyes were open. It didn't get in his eyes or anything like that."




"Stable condition," and, "it broke the skin," are hardly the same!


*(&%$#* media!

[ex-snook]

LOL. A lot of grunts must be glad Cheney had something better to do during the Nam conflict.

[dead]

We have one badass country.

How many other countries have a VP who shoots his friends?

You all best behave.

[KeyLargo]

So far the MSM headlines are reading;

"Cheney shoots man"

I can imagine the field day the libs and dims will be having with this.

[anymouse]

The VP's USSS detail chief just had a career limiting moment. How did they let a hunting party get spread out enough to allow one shooter to be within firing range of the others?

[usmcobra]

For the rest of his life this Texan is going to be able to say

"I got shot by the Vice President of the United States."

[HarleyLady27]

I think the RATS best hide for a while, never know what could happen here....(roflmao).....

[Phsstpok]

I love Michelle Malkin and her readers:

Reader C.T. writes: "I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy ."

Prescription for weak kneed conservatives: repeat above statement as needed.

[Mamzelle]

Just as long as no dogs were hurt!

[Fawn]

WHO WANTS TO BET ME THAT KATIE COURIC IS WETTING HER PANTS RIGHT NOW.....AT THE THOUGHT THAT THIS WILL BE THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HER MOUTH TOMORROW MORNING.

[WayneS]

The stupid S.O.B. shouldn't have voted for Kerry. Everyone knows Cheney is an extremely vindictive man; a man who is not to be trifled with.

[Who dat?]

"The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

Yeah. Meanwhile when you see the guy with the shotgun leading a bird and he’s swinging around to your location it’s pretty much SOP to drop to the deck. It’s an oldie but a goodie and it works too, provided the guy isn’t trying to shoot you.

[BTCM]

Well, at least it was a lawyer. Too bad it could't be his albino looking friendly senator from Vermont.

[Revolting cat!]

I hear Ringo's brother will soon be available after a mishap with fake evidence. Have him investigate this!