Maybe they can bring in look-alike guns and simulate drive-by shootings? Oh, what fun! Then the teachers could simulate the public paying for simulated medical care and simulated drug rehab for the victims!
Education? Who cares! The kids are having fun, practicing real life capitalisn, applying mathematical skills, and harming no one!
AND, learning a trade!
Really. I mean, the kids are all thugs and deserve to be treated as such! Too bad so sad when good kids make dumb mistakes!! I mean, if a kid sticks his finger out of the car window and goes "bang bang" to his buddy while his mom drives out of the car line...slap a felony on that thug! Anyway, the distraction is really helpful to the REAL thugs.