I wonder if I'll be charged with a "felony" some day. I teach first grade and when my students get a second grade reading level or any above that, I give them a free kids' meal. It is 30 and counting so far (average 50 each year for 25 kids). Heck, I could be charged with encouraging obesity in kids. Maybe I could get the McDonald's and Wendy's lawyers to help me out though since I contribute 100's of dollars a year to their franchises. :)
This baby girl will spend the first month of her life at this drug treatment center...for newborns. "This is a baby born drug-exposed..." His mom used heroin and methadone.
http://www.truenorth.tv/addicted_090102.jsp
That bring a smile to your face?