"They sell little baggies one isle over. I think we can make the connection. It's time to nail the Kroger cartel once and for all."
You know you're going to be inciting some prosecutor to bust Kroger for possession of drug paraphernalia now, doncha? The Feds could use a supermarket chain to go with their cathouse and powerboat fleet.
I betcha Walmart moves tons of fake drugs. I nominate paulsen and Mojave to crack some skulls!