That covers the school's tail, but where is the felony?
[That covers the school's tail, but where is the felony?]
Probably one o dem der white red neck boys the feminazi school authorities hate and desire to subdue.
"It is unlawful for any person knowingly to manufacture, distribute, advertise, or possess with intent to manufacture or distribute a look‑alike substance. Any person who violates this subsection (b) shall be guilty of a Class 3 felony, the fine for which shall not exceed $150,000."
My guess is that they'll drop this to a 404(c):
"It is unlawful for any person knowingly to possess a look‑alike substance. Any person who violates this subsection (c) is guilty of a petty offense. Any person convicted of a subsequent offense under this subsection (c) shall be guilty of a Class C misdemeanor."