[Fintan]

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We want reading the Lance to be easy and fun."

 

How nice. Are there birth announcements, an outing column naming newly-converted gays, and a gossip page naming teachers who are boinking the cheerleaders?

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[geezerwheezer]

Naw, that's old stuff. Now they have articles on hydroponic growing of pot, proper meth making, and interesting discussions on the difference between crack and powder cocaine. No words over two syllables are allowed as they do not want to "tax" the diversified brains of their fellow high-schoolers. What pure hogwash this is!

[Riverman94610]

Ha!"Easy and Fun"
Just like the way it is in the REAL world!
For sure.