Sort of like, "Ricky Butler says..."
(allusion to The 'Burbs)
For some reason, Zahi Hawass reminds me of Geraldo.
Dateline Cairo -- Geraldo Rivera teamed up with Zahi Hawass to open a crypt where they found a carniverous critter cruising in the crapper in an ancient cave near Cairo. Workmen are standing by to excavate the site after a cartouche was discovered on the ceiling of the cave. Heiroglyphic experts are expected to make an announcement today after deciphering the ancient script.