It's over!! There is no hope!!!
It's over!! There is no hope!!!
I'm in Northern Va., and I hope that map is right! I'm looking forward to a big snow. I'll move some wood in from the big pile out back in advance of it.
My husband is stocking up on bread and toilet paper. Why he thinks we'll be reduced to eating toilet paper sandwiches, I don't know.
Oh Great. Not only does it look like I'll be snowed in for my birthday on Sunday and have to cancel my plans, and not the first time that's ever happened - remember the blizzard of '83? but, now I think I'm catching a cold or flu ....God hates me. (pity sarcasm)
So instead of drinking hot rum toddies, it will be Nyquil shooters to ease the pain of watching the wall to wall snow coverage coverage on local TV cause they'll pre-empt everything else becasue nothing is more important than some info-babe standing on a highway overpass telling us it's snowing. (local media disgust sarcasm)
Oh Hell since life as we know it is now over and there is no hope, think I'll have both the hot rum toddies and the Nyquil. (comfortably numb sarcasm)
I'll send one last transmission and fond farewell to you all before the snow collapses in on me. (just plain sarcasm)