A little sarcasm there. Most folks are able to recognize so blatant a case of it as this is without sirens and flashing lights.
the rest of your post didnt hint at sarcasm. It actually is possible for someone to think that a permanent and committed relationship is 1 month long. So, sorry for the mix up. Maybe the comma threw me off. Had ( )'s been used it would have been more apparent, but such is life. thanks for clarifying