[tumblindice]

True story, I swear it*:

A pot-head by the name of Dundee
Came home one night, high as could be.
...He wound up the clock
...With the end of his cock,
And buggered his wife with the key.

Dundee is now criminally insane. Let that be a lesson to you.

[peacebaby]

snort!

I mean giggle.