Huh.
I'm going to walk down the lane to pick up yesterdays mail.
Are you saying that I won't really move, but that instead the earth, and all the rest of you poor saps will be forced to turn? The mailbox will slowing come into sight as I turn the world under my feet?
Yikes. Sounds like hard work.
How do I get out of this gravity well?
Not only that, but this Arrow of Time business must cease forthwith. Even in physics, where time is memorialized as a dimension, and unnecessarily, it makes no difference at all if events move forward or backward in time.
1) Bucket
2) Rope
:P